Wake up, admire the tree, and toast to doing Christmas your way. This funny divorce ornament starts with “Woke Up,” crosses out “Miserable,” and replaces the mood with “Divorced as Hell Again.” Black and deep red lettering stands against a cream background, framed by champagne glasses, colorful Christmas baubles, evergreen branches, candy canes, and gold-toned stars.

It’s a cheeky Christmas gift for an ex-wife celebrating her independence, or a divorce party surprise for a best friend, sister, or daughter who enjoys a little sass. Hang it on your own tree as a playful celebration of your next chapter, then bring it back each December for another knowing laugh. The crossed-out wording delivers the joke without needing an explanation.

Product details:

• Circle ceramic ornament.
• Design reads “Woke Up,” with “Miserable” crossed out, followed by “Divorced as Hell Again.”
• Ceramic thickness: 3 mm.
• Glossy finish with a one-sided printed design.
• Includes a hanging hole and gold-toned string.
• Each pack contains one ornament.
• Hanging-hole placement may vary slightly.